Matty Hanson

Bucket Pull

Watch Matty Hanson's Kill Tony episode 232 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 1.80 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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- I've dated more gay guys than straight guys.

I used to think it was like a phase,

but I'm like seven or eight gays deep.

And the best part is I'm like turning them gay.

I'm a flipper.

Like it's like me and then it's just like full homo.

But you know, I see this community service.

I feel like the more guys I can turn, the cleaner our streets are going to be, the better

architecture is going to be, gym memberships are going to skyrocket, Prius sales will skyrocket,

and then all the holes in the ozone will be closed.

All the holes in general will be closed because of me.

And then I win like the Nobel Pulitzer, the one where you don't have to read that much.

I recently made Friends with a Lesbian and it's really cool, but I started to feel like

she had feelings for me, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setup- I've dated more gay guys than straight guys.

setupI used to think it was like a phase,

punchlinebut I'm like seven or eight gays deep.