Max Hoover

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Watch Max Hoover's Kill Tony episode 232 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.25 punch density·1.50 tag density

Uh.

Y'all know me, so the same OG, but I'm in low key.

Is he coming, Max Hoover?

Is that--all right.

Is that Max?

What?

You know Max?

Is that Punky?

Hey, Punky.

Punky's the only woman that knows what guys are in the men's restroom.

The perks of being one of the only ladies of the comedy store to peace standing up.

One of the newest paid regulars, Punky Johnson.

Here's Max Hoover, everybody.

Hi, guys. Sorry.

Hey. Um...

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I read this week that whales tend to stay five fathoms under the ocean.

I read that and I was like, "Well, that's neat."

But then I looked up how deep a fathom is.

Six fucking feet.

A fathom is six feet.

Guys, that word's packin' more of a punch than two yards.

I don't look like I'm a fathom tall.

That's what we're doin' up here, guys.

Breakin' new ground, losin' respect for units of measurement.

Okay, thank you so much.

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setupI read this week that whales tend to stay five fathoms under the ocean.

setupI read that and I was like, "Well, that's neat."

setupBut then I looked up how deep a fathom is.

punchlineSix fucking feet.