Ryan Westover

Bucket Pull

Watch Ryan Westover's Kill Tony episode 530 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.58 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

Hello everyone, I'm very insecure.

I always have been, like even when I was little,

I used to hang out with pedophiles to seek reassurance,

you know, it helped me out, it did.

Landed them a sentence, but it made me feel

like I was worth something, you know?

Sitting in the back of that van like, you know what, John,

I am a confident young man.

I'll take my pants off now, you know?

[Bit 2]

My girlfriend and I just moved to Texas.

We're living with her brother.

And it's been hard trying to have sex

living under the same roof, you know?

We try our best to be discreet about it,

but like no matter what, my girlfriend always ends up

catching us every single time.

[Bit 3]

You know what I always say though?

Yeah, you can't be low key because anal is smell-y.

I'm sorry I said that last part, thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupHello everyone, I'm very insecure.

setupI always have been, like even when I was little,

punchlineI used to hang out with pedophiles to seek reassurance,

tagyou know, it helped me out, it did.