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2021-11-09

JT Stockman

Bucket Pull

Watch JT Stockman's Kill Tony episode 530 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.48 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·6 beats·0.30 punch density·0.17 tag density

- Oh, how we doing tonight?

[Bit 1]

I started using Tinder again.

I see now on Tinder you can identify

if you've been vaccinated or not.

Yeah, I saw that. I was like,

"I think we're looking for the wrong diseases on that app."

Like...

Last I checked, the diseases are there.

Don't come from Wuhan. They come from the Poonan.

Oh, I like being in Texas, though.

I'm not a fan of Tinder.

I'm a fan of Tinder.

I like being in Texas though.

[Bit 2]

I got called a cracker recently.

That kinda hurt my feelings.

Said it with a hard R and everything.

I was like, "God damn."

[Bit 3]

It hurt 'cause it was sending me by a black dude.

Like had a white guy call me a cracker,

I wouldn't care as much, but shit hurt.

Got called the N word too, that was pretty sweet.

It was only sweet 'cause it was sending me by a black dude.

You know, had a white guy call him the N word?

I would've been like, "Nah."

But when you're a white guy and a black dude

calls her the N-word?

That's kind of like when a girl tells you

she loves you for the first time.

Like, you gotta sit there and think for a second,

like, should I say it back?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI started using Tinder again.

setupI see now on Tinder you can identify

setupif you've been vaccinated or not.

setupYeah, I saw that. I was like,

punchline"I think we're looking for the wrong diseases on that app."