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KILL TONY #507 - JESSICA MICHELLE SINGLETON

2021-06-01

Yoni

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Watch Yoni's Kill Tony episode 507 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.26 punch density, 0.25 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·0.25 tag density

- Texas, I love Texas.

[Bit 1]

I've been here for 12 years,

which means I'm not one of those new people.

I've learned a lot about Texas living here.

One of the things is you can't drive slow.

If you want to get on I-35,

you better hit the gas like you're on the last lap

the fucking Daytona 500, or else someone's gonna be right up your ass.

You know, if we walked around downtown or in grocery stores that way, people think you're

crazy.

Like, if I stood right here, you'd think I was insane, right?

If I was standing, this is a little close, right?

She's uncomfortable.

This is how we drive.

[Bit 2]

I love Texas barbecue.

That's my thing.

I love it because it's the best big dick energy.

It's a giant black tube filled with hot meat.

If you want to eat Texas barbecue, you eat a big black cock, run it all day.

[Bit 3]

You also have to cook barbecue by burning an entire tree.

You can't cook like for 10 minutes, an hour, two hours.

You got to put a whole fucking tree in that thing, chop it up, get some strong arms, et

cetera.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI've been here for 12 years,

setupI've learned a lot about Texas living here.

setupOne of the things is you can't drive slow.

setupIf you want to get on I-35,

setupyou better hit the gas like you're on the last lap

punchlinethe fucking Daytona 500, or else someone's gonna be right up your ass.