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2026-05-05

Akshay Bimbik

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Watch Akshay Bimbik's Kill Tony episode 766 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.13 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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been doing a lot of drugs and dwelling on my traumas.

And mushrooms showed me that my biggest trauma

was learning that Santa Claus was not real.

But here's the thing.

When you think about Santa, when you're on mushrooms,

you realize they've been talking about Santa

for thousands of years.

And they're going to keep talking about Santa

for thousands of years.

Yet I'm only going to live for like 80 years.

So in a way, isn't Santa more real than me?

So here's my question.

If Santa's not real, and I'm less real than Santa,

then why did it feel real when he molested me at the mall?

Our traumas ground us in the physical reality.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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misdirect

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setupbeen doing a lot of drugs and dwelling on my traumas.

setupAnd mushrooms showed me that my biggest trauma

setupwas learning that Santa Claus was not real.

setupBut here's the thing.

setupWhen you think about Santa, when you're on mushrooms,

setupyou realize they've been talking about Santa

setupfor thousands of years.

setupAnd they're going to keep talking about Santa

setupfor thousands of years.

setupYet I'm only going to live for like 80 years.

setupSo in a way, isn't Santa more real than me?

setupSo here's my question.

setupIf Santa's not real, and I'm less real than Santa,

punchlinethen why did it feel real when he molested me at the mall?

tagOur traumas ground us in the physical reality.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupbeen doing a lot of drugs and dwelling on my traumas.

setupAnd mushrooms showed me that my biggest trauma

setupwas learning that Santa Claus was not real.

setupBut here's the thing.

setupWhen you think about Santa, when you're on mushrooms,

setupyou realize they've been talking about Santa

setupfor thousands of years.

setupAnd they're going to keep talking about Santa

setupfor thousands of years.

setupYet I'm only going to live for like 80 years.

setupSo in a way, isn't Santa more real than me?

setupSo here's my question.

setupIf Santa's not real, and I'm less real than Santa,

punchlinethen why did it feel real when he molested me at the mall?

tagOur traumas ground us in the physical reality.

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