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2026-05-05

Aaron McPherson

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Watch Aaron McPherson's Kill Tony episode 766 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.37 punch density·0.40 tag density·Medium Joke Book

Alright, it's your boy, the pipe layer,

the motherfucking throat slayer.

It's the immaculate pimp, no drones, man.

[Bit 1]

And I'm here to fuck.

But not just anybody in particular.

I got a thing in particular for disgusting bitches.

Yeah. The nastier, the better.

Like a bitch, if you go to the gym, I don't want it.

But if you could be on my 600-pound life,

now that's my kind of bitch.

And you know why, dude?

They give you money, man. That's why.

I'm also known as Deuce Bigelow,

the American Negro Jig-a-lode.

I'll be charging $250 a pump.

I got lifting big-ass legs up and shit.

I'm trying to get swole.

[Bit 2]

But, see, when you like these disgusting things,

sometimes you forget to turn off your Bluetooth, you know?

And then you'd be, you know, doing your thing,

You know, doing your thing 30 seconds into the video,

you're like, "Fuck, ain't no sound."

Then you hear a car door slam.

You're like, "Oh shit."

One of the way, more of the story is,

fuck it, I'm Aaron McPherson, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAnd I'm here to fuck.

setupBut not just anybody in particular.

punchlineI got a thing in particular for disgusting bitches.

tagYeah. The nastier, the better.