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2024-05-28

Jordan Shelby

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Watch Jordan Shelby's Kill Tony episode 665 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 1.50 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.29 punch density·1.50 tag density·Big Joke Book

Hey, guys. My name's Jordan.

Thank you.

[Bit 1]

I'm 29.

If I've learned anything in my life,

it's that the saying is true.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man how to fish,

and two years later, he'll fuck your girlfriend.

This joke is for Steven.

Why'd you do that?

[Bit 2]

You guys ever think about what white gang signs

would look like?

Oh, what's up motherfucker?

Oh.

Oh shit.

Oh, you're on the wrong block, bitch.

Oh.

Kick your fucking ass, brother.

Oh.

I'm Jordan.

Thank you guys. Have a good night, everybody.

Bye.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI'm 29.

setupIf I've learned anything in my life,

setupit's that the saying is true.

setupGive a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

setupTeach a man how to fish,

punchlineand two years later, he'll fuck your girlfriend.

tagThis joke is for Steven.