Eric Gallegos

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Watch Eric Gallegos's Kill Tony episode 665 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.60 punch density·0.50 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

- I was recently told that I looked like Skrillex.

If the drop came on the downs beat.

I mean, I think I look more like Skrillex

if he ate Jackie Chan,

but dubstep jokes,

not very relatable.

[Bit 2]

Unless you love Molly.

Yes, good old Molly.

As I like to call it, sneaky fentanyl.

You guys, I,

[Bit 3]

I was recently watching a news segment about a blind guy that kept stabbing people with

his walking stick.

The news reporters were like, "Innocent stabbings or felon killer?"

[Bit 4]

You guys, I have a sister and she loves to play with guns.

I had a sister who loved to play with.

You guys, that's my time, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setup- I was recently told that I looked like Skrillex.

punchlineIf the drop came on the downs beat.

tagI mean, I think I look more like Skrillex

tagif he ate Jackie Chan,