
KILL TONY #529 - WILLIAM MONTGOMERY
2021-11-02
Set 3 · Episode 529
Braden Paul
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 21:35 in the episode
[Bit 1]
My best friend's baby just died from severe diaper rash.
She's going to have him cremated, which I think
is kind of ironic because a little bit of baby powder
could have saved this whole thing.
[Bit 2]
My first job, my first job was at Planned Parenthood
in marketing.
God, I miss that job.
God, I miss that job.
The, shit.
I'm not even a doctor and I killed it at Planned Parenthood.
[Bit 3]
I recently started a genealogy company for InBreads.
It's called 23andWe.
It's way better than my last idea.
Also a genealogy company.
It was targeted at people with extra chromosomes.
That one was called 47 and
gonna be dead before you turn 11.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Baby powder could be the difference between preventing diaper-rash death and cremation.”
Joke Type
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setupMy best friend's baby just died from severe diaper rash.
setupShe's going to have him cremated, which I think
setupis kind of ironic because a little bit of baby powder
punchlinecould have saved this whole thing.