2025-09-23

Set 4 · Episode 736

Alex Tarno

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.86 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.25 punch density·0.86 tag density

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Skips to 1:23:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm single.

I miss my ex-girlfriend because I miss doing chick shit.

I love chick shit.

Most guys in this room are like, football, cars.

Me, I'm like, hobby lobby.

Bath and body works.

Love all that shit.

I try to convince my guy friends to go with me,

but they all just think I'm trying to fuck 'em.

They're like, "Yo, let's go to a strip club."

I'm like, "That sounds fun, but you know what sounds fun?

A farmer's market.

Let's go get some locally sourced honey, dude.

Some fresh produce, dude."

[Bit 2]

I like strip clubs, but I don't like

that the gender roles were reversed at a strip club.

The women come up to the men, and that's terrifying to me.

I'm not used to that shit at all,

and they're aggressive as fuck.

Ladies, I understand your plight.

I now know what it's like to be a hot chick,

'cause I'm just there with my boys

just trying to have a fun time at the strip club.

And these money-hungry strippers are like,

"Ah, you wanna dance, you wanna dance?"

And I'm like, "Leave me alone,

trying to have fun with my friends."

Just 'cause I dress as sweet as me, I want attention.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being single implies missing an ex-girlfriend, but reveals missing feminine activities.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm single.

punchlineI miss my ex-girlfriend because I miss doing chick shit.

tagI love chick shit.

setupMost guys in this room are like, football, cars.

punchlineMe, I'm like, hobby lobby.

tagBath and body works.

tagLove all that shit.