2023-02-07

Set 8 · Episode 595

Jacobi Warlick

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:09:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Well, I've only lived in Austin for a couple years.

You end up fucking too many girls with long armpit hairs,

goddamn bull ring.

You end up waking up, looking like this.

I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.

[Bit 2]

Got this shirt at a Bucky's.

It was pride month.

[Bit 3]

You know, I work at bars around here.

You know, a couple bars around town.

And it was Christmas day.

I was hanging out, got off work.

Regular, he's low, I joined him.

He has to pee a bunch.

The beer is in his hands.

They're real big.

But he got back from the fucking bathroom.

And he fucking came back, sat back down, and the girl next to us said, "Oh, were you busy

during the Christmas season?"

I was like, "Jesus fucking Christ."

He said, "Yeah."

He played it off, and then next time he came back down, I was like, "Did she really fucking

say that to you?"

I was like, "Yeah."

I was like, "Jesus fucking Christ."

I was like, "That's fucking quite rude."

Wow, that's crazy.

I was like, "That's fucking quite rude."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“dating Austin hipster women implies a lifestyle, but reveals physical transformation in the subject.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Well, I've only lived in Austin for a couple years.

setupYou end up fucking too many girls with long armpit hairs,

setupgoddamn bull ring.

punchlineYou end up waking up, looking like this.

tagI mean, Jesus fucking Christ.