Jaden Sharp

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Growing up, I think my pastor was a racist

because he only molested the white kids.

[Bit 2]

You guys ever get high and then have, like, those--

like, the really good high thoughts, like,

"What if dudes synced up like women did on their periods?"

But, like, instead of bleeding, we got boners.

Like if one dude got hard, we all got hard.

There's no way in fuck men could work with kids.

That's not happening.

Combat sports, that's a different angle, my guys.

There would be not a, actually,

that's just porn at that point.

[Bit 3]

Other high thought I had.

Why is it that when you say don't you dare,

that makes sense, but do not you dare?

Zero.

Right?

Right? That's gonna fuck with you for a good week now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“racist pastor implies racial bias in harm, but reveals preference shown only in molestation victims.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Growing up, I think my pastor was a racist

punchlinebecause he only molested the white kids.