Jared Nathan

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Career avg·1.88 bits/set·2.13 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.86 tag density·8 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 24:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

If I join a military,

I would automatically be...

...pardon to the special forces.

But...

I would only be handed a super soaker.

[Bit 2]

I read an article that terrorist organizations are now recruiting people with

The last one is...

or...

terrorist attacks.

We call it...

backpack...

boom-boom day.

[Bit 3]

I don't think the 71 versions

are ready for me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“special forces assignment implies deadly weapon, but reveals only a toy water gun.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIf I join a military,

setupI would automatically be...

setup...pardon to the special forces.

setupBut...

punchlineI would only be handed a super soaker.