2023-02-07
Set 4 · Episode 595
Jovan Avzali
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.15 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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Skips to 34:48 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- Okay, I say that 'cause I might be gay.
I don't know if it's happening.
Dude, I was taking like a little bit of a poop the other day
and I started getting an erection.
I don't know if that's ever happened to the gentleman,
but it was, I was confused,
a confusing moment for a young man.
I'm just thinking there like, Jesus,
like why am I the hardest at the same point of the day
that my ass is the widest?
What the fuck is going on with me?
[Bit 2]
So I, dude, I, no, and I'm not like scared.
So I went and I watched a little gay porn
and I saw this video, it was cool.
It was like a, it was a video,
it was a dude who was having sex with a dude
who was having sex with a girl.
And I mean, I liked it.
It didn't turn me on or nothing, but it was cool.
It was like, have you ever been on the highway?
You see like a tow truck that's toned a tow truck
that's like toned a civic or some shit?
Like artistically it was pleasing.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“getting an erection while pooping implies arousal, but reveals coincidence of body being widest and hardest simultaneously.”
Joke Type
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setup- Okay, I say that 'cause I might be gay.
setupI don't know if it's happening.
setupDude, I was taking like a little bit of a poop the other day
setupand I started getting an erection.
setupI don't know if that's ever happened to the gentleman,
setupbut it was, I was confused,
setupa confusing moment for a young man.
setupI'm just thinking there like, Jesus,
setuplike why am I the hardest at the same point of the day
punchlinethat my ass is the widest?
tagWhat the fuck is going on with me?