Michael Ridley

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Career avg·2.67 bits/set·4.67 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.70 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

Watch Michael Ridley’s set

Skips to 1:29:14 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I know what you're thinking, man.

My hair is not sewn into my hat, I promise, dude.

This isn't a wig sewn into a hat, all right?

I got my haircut from a Mexican in Flugerville,

and now I look like a Mongolian warlord.

[Bit 2]

My name is Michael Ridley and I'm a comedian.

It only makes sense because my parents are comedians.

My dad is Theo Vaughn and my mom is Bobby Lee.

[Bit 3]

I recently joined a fraternity for uncircumcised men.

It's called Alpha Sigma Schmegma, dude.

It's a tight-knit brotherhood, heavy emphasis on the hood.

We go to Intactivist rallies,

we go to Intactivist rallies,

and DMX is playing in the background.

♪ We're the hood, we're the hood, we're the hood, Ed ♪

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a Mexican haircut implies a standard result, but reveals a Mongolian warlord appearance.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI know what you're thinking, man.

setupMy hair is not sewn into my hat, I promise, dude.

setupThis isn't a wig sewn into a hat, all right?

setupI got my haircut from a Mexican in Flugerville,

punchlineand now I look like a Mongolian warlord.