Christine

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density

Watch Christine’s set

Skips to 1:38:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Look, I'm here to defend Jeffrey Epstein.

He's not a monster.

Look, the youngest girl was 14.

Do you remember who you were when you were 14,

what you were doing?

I was a slut.

A lot of us were sluts at that time, plump and sexy.

Listen to me, a 14-year-old is not a child.

You cannot trick or treat when you are 14.

You are not allowed to trick or treat. You are not a child.

Plus, you know, we killed an innocent man.

He had private yachts, a private island, millions of dollars, private planes.

Gorgeous, man. I don't know if you remember the pictures.

If he had hit me up when I was 14,

my parents would have driven me to the airport just to meet him.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Defending a predator is widely understood as taboo but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup- Look, I'm here to defend Jeffrey Epstein.

punchlineHe's not a monster.