Dallin Garrett

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

Alright, thank you guys for that pity applause like last place at the Special Olympics.

[Bit 2]

So I've been jerking off a lot lately.

Just out of sheer boredom.

Because that's how bad traffic is on Mopac.

[Bit 3]

So I find dating can be weird sometimes for me.

A lot of women, they treat me like I am a god to them.

I know, right?

It's because they only talk to me when they need something.

[Bit 4]

So there's a fascinating book that I recommend.

It's on the best seller's list.

It's on the history of fake news.

I recommend everybody check it out.

It's called the Holy Bible.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Alright, thank you guys for that pity applause like last place at the Special Olympics.”

Joke Type

analogy

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punchlineAlright, thank you guys for that pity applause like last place at the Special Olympics.