KT #736 - JAMES MCCANN + DAVE LANDAU
2025-09-23
Set 1 · Episode 736
Colin Sledge
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.83 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.32 tag density·6 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 6:18 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I need a paralegal,
a paralegal titties to suck on.
[Bit 2]
My check engine light's been on for a few months,
and I feel like the check engine light
has very feminine energy, you know?
It's like something's wrong.
What's wrong?
Well, if you cared, you would already know.
[Bit 3]
My girlfriend thinks the godfather is too long,
But her story about when her coworker was bitchy to her two years ago is...
the perfect length.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"paralegal" sounds like "legal titties".”
Joke Type
phonetic-matchLines
setupI need a paralegal,
punchlinea paralegal titties to suck on.