2021-05-25

Set 6 · Episode 506

Gareth Fisk

Bucket Pull

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

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So Amy Schumer, if she were to move to Austin, Texas,

I bet she'd steal all of my barbecue.

If Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

I bet you she would steal all of my queso too.

If Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

I bet you she would eat all of my breakfast tacos as well.

And just by, if you didn't know this,

I have a really bad diet,

so sometimes my poop really smells.

But I bet if Amy Schumer knew that my poop,

that's very stinky, could tell a good joke,

she'd probably steal that too.

[Bit 2]

I really, really wish I could have the same parking spot

as our governor Greg Abbott does at 4 p.m. at HEB.

God, that would be so lit.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Amy Schumer stealing food could be a metaphor for stealing jokes.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo Amy Schumer, if she were to move to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet she'd steal all of my barbecue.

setupIf Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet you she would steal all of my queso too.

setupIf Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet you she would eat all of my breakfast tacos as well.

setupAnd just by, if you didn't know this,

setupI have a really bad diet,

setupso sometimes my poop really smells.

setupBut I bet if Amy Schumer knew that my poop,

setupthat's very stinky, could tell a good joke,

punchlineshe'd probably steal that too.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Amy Schumer stealing food could be a metaphor for stealing jokes.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo Amy Schumer, if she were to move to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet she'd steal all of my barbecue.

setupIf Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet you she would steal all of my queso too.

setupIf Amy Schumer ever moved to Austin, Texas,

setupI bet you she would eat all of my breakfast tacos as well.

setupAnd just by, if you didn't know this,

setupI have a really bad diet,

setupso sometimes my poop really smells.

setupBut I bet if Amy Schumer knew that my poop,

setupthat's very stinky, could tell a good joke,

punchlineshe'd probably steal that too.