2021-05-25

Set 7 · Episode 506

Jack Timmons

Bucket Pull

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.59 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.59 punch density·2.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Guys, my dad's kind of gay.

My other dad is really gay.

It's cool.

They wrestle sometimes.

at least that's what it looked like that one time.

I thought they were having sex too,

but then there's a third guy in there,

just like a referee, so I don't,

I really don't know what was going on, I'll be honest.

Having gay dads is cool 'cause like,

when you're a kid, some kid will come up to you and be like,

"My dad can kick the shit out of your dad."

And you're like, "Oh buddy, that's a tag team fight,

"my friend."

It doesn't even matter if they're gay, that's two on one,

that's just a numbers game, baby.

They'll fuck 'em up, prison style, and they wrestle,

they know what they're doing.

They'll come to school the next day and pick you up

just like usual.

Except this time he's standing in between my two gay dads.

He's holding their pockets.

This is my third gay dad.

He dresses like a referee now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Parents wrestling implies play fighting, but reveals group sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupGuys, my dad's kind of gay.

setupMy other dad is really gay.

setupThey wrestle sometimes.

setupat least that's what it looked like that one time.

setupI thought they were having sex too,

setupbut then there's a third guy in there,

punchlinejust like a referee, so I don't,

tagI really don't know what was going on, I'll be honest.