2021-05-25

Set 2 · Episode 506

Maximilian Manticop

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 20:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I have a little cousin, she's five years old,

and she's five-five, and my aunt thinks

if she plays basketball, she'll become a lesbian.

That's what my family thinks, which is kinda weird,

'cause honestly speaking, if she ends up being six-four,

she's eating pussy regardless.

Just saying, give her a chance.

She might make it to the WNBA.

Make $40,000 a year.

Some of you don't like that,

but all of you don't go to WNBA games.

[Bit 2]

I've been running recently,

so I think I know what ladies go through during sex now.

30 seconds into it, I'm like, man,

I don't wanna do this 30 minutes later.

I'm like, yo, that was good for me mentally,

and if my legs are shaking, I'm getting ice cream.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Tall girls playing basketball implies becoming gay, but reveals height already implies lesbian sex.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have a little cousin, she's five years old,

setupand she's five-five, and my aunt thinks

setupif she plays basketball, she'll become a lesbian.

setupThat's what my family thinks, which is kinda weird,

setup'cause honestly speaking, if she ends up being six-four,

punchlineshe's eating pussy regardless.

tagJust saying, give her a chance.

tagShe might make it to the WNBA.

tagMake $40,000 a year.