Paul Cyphers

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.60 punch density·0.80 tag density

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Skips to 9:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I had a really rough weekend. I got hit by the same drunk driver two times this

weekend. I was sitting in the passenger seat. My dad punched me in both my eyes.

So that's what happens when you mess with the radio.

[Bit 2]

I used to be in a band.

We had to break up.

My drummer wanted to go for more of an indie rock vibe,

and I wanted him to stop having sex with my girlfriend.

So it's creative differences, really.

[Bit 3]

I'm a vegan, but please hold your applause

on top of being a vegan.

My day job, not a joke.

I'm an exterminator.

I'm a vegan exterminator.

First off, vegan exterminator sounds like a username

on an alt-right subreddit.

Vegan exterminator.

That's like being an Amish guy that works at Best Buy.

Hi, I'm Jeba Dye.

I'll be helping you hear Geek Squad today.

The problem with your phone is there's a lot of dirt

in the charging port and it's the devil.

So it's gonna ruin your family.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being hit by a drunk driver implies a crash, but reveals domestic violence.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI had a really rough weekend. I got hit by the same drunk driver two times this

punchlineweekend. I was sitting in the passenger seat. My dad punched me in both my eyes.

tagSo that's what happens when you mess with the radio.