Warren Greed

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I haven't been doing this that long,

but I think I'm still doing it

'cause all the comedians are really encouraging.

I had someone come up to me after a show once,

they said, "Warren, I think all of your jokes

are really good, but none of them are funny."

[Bit 2]

I went to the store about half and half,

but I could only afford one.

A homeless person asked me for some change,

So I took a shit on his front steps.

[Bit 3]

One way road meets a two way road,

it forms a three way stop,

but in my opinion if you wanna make a three way stop faster

you can put a finger in my asshole.

I actually did just found out I was,

I found out I was bisexual so,

I ended up running a lot of stop signs.

[Bit 4]

But I did originally want to be a prop comedian,

but you guys know how that story goes.

I left them in my car.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Complimenting joke quality implies encouragement, but reveals jokes lack humor.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI haven't been doing this that long,

setupbut I think I'm still doing it

setup'cause all the comedians are really encouraging.

setupI had someone come up to me after a show once,

setupthey said, "Warren, I think all of your jokes

punchlineare really good, but none of them are funny."