Audrey Scott

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.90 punch density·1.25 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.90 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I've had the runs for over three weeks, but don't worry about me, because as of today,

my diary is gonorrhea.

[Bit 2]

I found out what diddling meant yesterday.

Before that, I thought it was when a Reagan tongue song goes, "Bod diddley, dah diddley,

diddley, diddley."

And then I found out my friend was molested.

So that wasn't as cool.

[Bit 3]

I saw a billboard with a baby on it

and it said that I could kick.

Is that a threat?

Because I promise I could kick your ass, baby.

I'll make you wish that it was a rusty coat hanger

pulling you out of your mother's uterus.

[Bit 4]

I've gotten in a D&D recently.

Drinking and driving.

I guess you could say I like to roll the dice.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Diary" sounds like "diarrhea", and "diarrhea" fits because digestive illness.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupSo I've had the runs for over three weeks, but don't worry about me, because as of today,

punchlinemy diary is gonorrhea.