Ben Horn

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Skips to 47:07 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So my roommate says he won't do anal sex, won't do it. You know why? Because he

says it's gay. Yeah. He said if you'll fuck a girl in the ass then you would

fuck a guy in the ass. And to that I say this. The only thing gayer than fucking a

girl in the ass, ladies and gentlemen, is not fucking a girl in the ass, okay? Let

Let me tell you something, if she gives you the thumbs up

on the dump truck, you butt fuck till the sun's up.

Otherwise you're gay, otherwise you're gay.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Refusing anal sex to avoid seeming gay both rejects men and yet avoids women.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupSo my roommate says he won't do anal sex, won't do it. You know why? Because he

setupsays it's gay. Yeah. He said if you'll fuck a girl in the ass then you would

setupfuck a guy in the ass. And to that I say this. The only thing gayer than fucking a

punchlinegirl in the ass, ladies and gentlemen, is not fucking a girl in the ass, okay? Let