Christian Copeland

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Skips to 38:24 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just moved to Austin, just moved to Austin.

I did not move by myself.

I actually moved with my best friend and his boyfriend.

So I split an apartment with two gay guys, no homeowner.

[Bit 2]

Last thing I heard was that we don't have

to wear a mask anymore.

I think it's gonna be interesting in schools

'cause like one of my little brothers in high school

He said that all the COVID cases are spiking

'cause none of the kids are wearing masks.

He also said that they don't have a school bell

at the end of the day anymore.

They just fire off a cannon

and tell you how many kids died,

like in the Hunger Games.

[Bit 3]

I'm a big hockey fan.

I like hockey.

Hockey's my favorite sport

for one reason and one reason only.

And that's because if you lose in hockey,

you're still ice skating.

Like, it's not that bad.

Like, it's still a pretty good time.

I'm like, it's hard to be sad and also be ice skating.

I dare you to try it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sharing with two gay men implies roommates, but reveals lacking a homeowner.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just moved to Austin, just moved to Austin.

setupI did not move by myself.

setupI actually moved with my best friend and his boyfriend.

punchlineSo I split an apartment with two gay guys, no homeowner.