
KILL TONY #513 - WILLIAM MONTGOMERY
2021-07-13
Set 8 · Episode 513
Gabriel Kerr
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.85 punch density·1.00 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.88 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 1:28:08 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So, you guys might recognize me as Jason Momoa's before picture.
[Bit 2]
I don't know if you guys remember this, but a few weeks ago,
there was a comic who got in trouble for using a racial slur on stage in town here.
And they said he was a racist and that he was punching down at the other comic.
I thought that was a weird double standard, right?
Like he's a, you know, Tony's a racist for using a racial slur, right?
But it's totally okay for them to just assume that the Asian comic was shorter than Tony.
Punching down?
Tony's like five foot two.
The only comic he could punch down at is Brad Williams.
[Bit 3]
And before anybody gets upset that I made a midget joke,
mathematically, they're less than three fifths as a person.
So according to the Constitution,
they don't have any rights in this country.
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“So, you guys might recognize me as Jason Momoa's before picture.”
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punchlineSo, you guys might recognize me as Jason Momoa's before picture.