Leonardo Joni

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.39 punch density·1.08 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.35 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So as you guys know, I'm from New York.

New York got fucking crazy during the lockdown, dude.

I was not prepared 'cause I grew up in '90s New York,

where you didn't look at somebody

'cause they'd just fucking stab you.

And sometimes that person was your uncle, right?

So I'm outside during the lockdown.

I'm not wearing a mask.

And this woman sees me from across the street,

and she starts yelling, "Put a mask on!"

So she's pushing a baby carriage.

I'm like, "This bitch ain't gonna do shit."

So I said, "Make me."

She leaves the baby,

and she gets in my face

and starts yelling in my face.

So I shot her.

And then I took the baby and I'm raising it as my own.

And every day I show that baby a picture of its cunt mother

and I'm like, "This bitch tried to take you from me,

but I defended you with my life."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dangerous childhood New York could be worse when family members are attackers.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo as you guys know, I'm from New York.

setupNew York got fucking crazy during the lockdown, dude.

setupI was not prepared 'cause I grew up in '90s New York,

setupwhere you didn't look at somebody

punchline'cause they'd just fucking stab you.

tagAnd sometimes that person was your uncle, right?