
KILL TONY #513 - WILLIAM MONTGOMERY
2021-07-13
Set 7 · Episode 513
Riley Gilbore
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.18 punch density·1.60 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.18 punch density·1.60 tag density
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Skips to 1:18:38 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Sorry I look like a racist middle schooler.
[Bit 2]
I saw a camel the other day.
The first thing I did was look at its toe.
Not really my thing.
People are like, camel toe is so hot.
You gotta see a tan with those.
It's disgusting, okay?
It's covered in shit.
I didn't even feel that good.
[Bit 3]
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheelchair the other day.
He pointed to his pistol, he said,
"I wouldn't mess with me, boy, I'm armed."
I was like, "Okay, well, I'm lagged."
It was a rough day at Arby's.
[Bit 4]
I don't get people into astrology.
It's just like they like to all accepting like,
hey, I don't care what race or gender you are,
but if you're born in December, fuck you.
It's just discriminating in a different way.
What is this, Brown versus the Board of Baristas?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“Sorry I look like a racist middle schooler.”
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punchlineSorry I look like a racist middle schooler.