Afrodite

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Career avg·3.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.92 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.07 punch density·1.75 tag density

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Skips to 41:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I want you to know I've been doing good.

I do not have the coochie-lerona

or the grabber of the coochie virus

with the juices flying out the back of my asshole.

I do not have it, but the doctor said I do have asthma.

See all that asthma?

I got asthma!

[Bit 2]

Now I know it's a holiday season for you, motherfuckers,

but I got spoiled until you Santa Claus

got shot the fuck up in the hood last night.

And we just told him about bringing his ass down there.

We're in all that goddamn red.

And then walking up to his sister's talking about,

ho, ho, ho, we don't play that shit, motherfucker.

You don't call us no ho in the hood.

So we fucked Santa Claus up

and we would barbecue the motherfucking reindeers.

That shit was delicious.

[Bit 3]

You know, ladies, if you want a big ass,

stop eating healthy.

Eating healthy food makes your ass shrink,

just so you know.

Motherfucker ass!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Denying COVID could be described through grotesque sexual slang.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI want you to know I've been doing good.

punchlineI do not have the coochie-lerona

tagor the grabber of the coochie virus

tagwith the juices flying out the back of my asshole.