Chandler Valencia

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 17:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'll tell you all about myself.

I'm ugly.

Don't know what to disagree at once, holy shit.

I know I'm ugly, you can't convince me otherwise.

'Cause every single time I post a picture online,

it's like a 50/50 chance someone comments how brave I am.

[Bit 2]

Despite that, I actually have a girlfriend.

Despite that, I actually have a girlfriend

and dude, she can talk.

The other day she talked for six hours about C-sections.

Finally I was just like, cut it out.

[Bit 3]

Growing up, my mom was a stripper.

People always ask me, did you get bullied

'cause your mom was a stripper?

I'm like, hell yeah, I got bullied.

Not 'cause my mom was a stripper, but.

They always ask me that, and I always had a killer comeback line every single time I

was getting bullied, you know?

I was like, "Listen, dude, your dad should be saving for your college fund."

But instead, he's saving for my college fund.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An ugly selfie could be praised as bravery.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'll tell you all about myself.

setupI'm ugly.

setupI know I'm ugly, you can't convince me otherwise.

setup'Cause every single time I post a picture online,

punchlineit's like a 50/50 chance someone comments how brave I am.