2023-01-03

Set 3 · Episode 590

Iona Norman

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hi, I'm an electrician, and I have

a work around a bunch of guys.

And I'm sitting there at work one day,

and I'm sitting on the other side of the cubicle,

and there's like six of them, and they're talking about women.

And the one guy, his name's Dan.

And he says-- and he goes, oh, I have a hard time

talking to beautiful women, because they get nervous

and all that.

You know, I just can't talk to them, and I stand up,

"What the fuck you saying I'm ugly motherfucker?"

And he's like, "No, no, no, no, you're good, you're good."

[Bit 2]

And then one day I'm on the way,

we're getting the golf cart and we're heading

to the chow hall to get some breakfast

and my buddy Kyle, he says, I said,

"Well, we start talking about sex."

And he says, "Well, I said, Kyle, honestly,

"I haven't had sex in like a year and a half."

And he goes, "You know what, I got me some dick last night."

I go, "You gotta be fucking kidding me."

I'm looking like, "What the fuck?"

get back to the office, I go in there and I gotta tell him.

Kyle got him some dick last night, y'all.

They were like, oh my God.

[Bit 3]

And then Dan, and then another day Dan,

he's sitting in the office and he says,

he's talking about jacking off in the tub.

He says, you cannot jack off in the tub.

'Cause he said, it'll get all in your chest hair.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Talking about beautiful women implies praise, but reveals insulting the nearby woman.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHi, I'm an electrician, and I have

setupa work around a bunch of guys.

setupAnd I'm sitting there at work one day,

setupand I'm sitting on the other side of the cubicle,

setupand there's like six of them, and they're talking about women.

setupAnd the one guy, his name's Dan.

setupAnd he says-- and he goes, oh, I have a hard time

setuptalking to beautiful women, because they get nervous

setupand all that.

setupYou know, I just can't talk to them, and I stand up,

punchline"What the fuck you saying I'm ugly motherfucker?"

tagAnd he's like, "No, no, no, no, you're good, you're good."