Andrew Orallana

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.78 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.78 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just found out that there's an app for parents to tell you the number of registered sex offenders

in the area.

I wonder if other pedophiles use that to kind of like gauge the competition in that area.

Because like nobody wants to be the small fish in a big pond.

Nobody wants to be 10 Capri Suns deep on this little twink.

to see a dude come in with a cooler trench coat than you

and tell you Timmy's not big enough for the both of us.

[Bit 2]

And thinking of pedophiles, that made me wonder,

do pedophiles in China also have to adhere

to the one child policy?

It's like the pedophile and the dad

are both really hoping it's a boy this time.

[Bit 3]

I always hear dress for the job you want,

but I dress like this.

So it looks like the only job I'm applying for

is a hand job at an Applebee's parking lot.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A sex-offender tracking app could be market research for competing pedophiles.”

Joke Type

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setupI just found out that there's an app for parents to tell you the number of registered sex offenders

setupin the area.

punchlineI wonder if other pedophiles use that to kind of like gauge the competition in that area.

tagBecause like nobody wants to be the small fish in a big pond.