2023-01-03

Set 7 · Episode 590

Nico La Palusa

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.30 punch density·2.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:07:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So I'm really uncomfortable meeting black people.

'Cause it's like another person

I have to love unconditionally.

It's like fuck.

I think I need to update the terms and conditions

of my love a little bit.

[Bit 2]

All right, I was watching a YouTube video recently.

A chimpanzee pooped in his hand, threw it,

and hit an elderly woman directly in the face.

Some of you guys might have seen this.

And I watched it, it's been running my mind for days.

And it's not because it's my brand of humor or whatever,

or any particularly funny.

It was how the chimpanzee threw the poop.

You think if you were gonna throw your poop at someone,

you poop in your hand, wind up,

like three to five steps, right, maybe a follow through.

This chimpanzee in one motion,

almost graceful and fluid, just like,

With accuracy, through the poop,

it hit the woman directly in the face.

And I was just thinking, I was like,

"Where am I hesitating in life?"

You know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Progressive morality becomes so extreme that meeting a black person requires unconditional love.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- So I'm really uncomfortable meeting black people.

setup'Cause it's like another person

punchlineI have to love unconditionally.

tagIt's like fuck.

tagI think I need to update the terms and conditions

tagof my love a little bit.