Set 5 · Episode 758
Derek Larson
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.60 tag density
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Skips to 38:05 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm not from Texas.
When I first moved here, I thought I was gonna have to learn
like the Texas lingo, right?
So I started saying things like howdy,
I reckon, and yee-haw after somebody would say the N word.
Yeah, I learned pretty quick.
That's not how people talk in Austin at all.
[Bit 2]
No, people here, they say things like woke and progressive.
And if you live here long enough,
you'll say the same kind of stuff too.
Like the other day, this person walks by
and I turn to my buddy, I go, damn dude,
check out the ass on that day them.
[Bit 3]
Now a little about me, I have a pocket pussy.
Yeah, I'll be honest with you guys,
after you use it a couple times,
starts to taste kinda weird.
Yeah, but hey, a chef should ever fear his own recipe,
Yeah, my pocket pussy's also brown,
so you know when I'm using it, I'm yelling, "E-Haul."
[Bit 4]
I hooked up with this big girl recently.
Talk about a heavy sleeper.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Learning regional lingo implies cultural adaptation, but reveals joining racist speech.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm not from Texas.
setupWhen I first moved here, I thought I was gonna have to learn
setuplike the Texas lingo, right?
setupSo I started saying things like howdy,
punchlineI reckon, and yee-haw after somebody would say the N word.
tagYeah, I learned pretty quick.
tagThat's not how people talk in Austin at all.