Jerry Deebo Smith

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.93 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- I like to eat pussy.

But don't get me confused with these young dudes eating ass,

calling it groceries.

That's not groceries.

That's chitlins, and you niggas need to stop.

That is chitlins.

[Bit 2]

I think a lot of dudes eat ass because they still don't know

where the clitoris is, but I do.

[Bit 3]

And because of that, I have two rules, ladies.

Like, the first one is if I can smell it

before you take your pants off, I'm not eating that shit.

And they always get mad at you when you tell them

that they pussies think like they don't know.

Like, bitch, you knew that pussy smelled like a 91-degree day in Puerto Rico before you came over here.

And the second one is, um, if you ever had an abortion...

Yeah, I always lose people on that part.

But fuck that, somebody got murdered in there.

Y'all know niggas don't fuck around in haunted houses.

My tongue, my choice, bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Eating ass could be chitlins.”

Joke Type

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setup- I like to eat pussy.

setupBut don't get me confused with these young dudes eating ass,

setupcalling it groceries.

setupThat's not groceries.

punchlineThat's chitlins, and you niggas need to stop.

tagThat is chitlins.