Julian Quezas

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- So I don't think Stephen Hawking fucked any kids.

Because how?

There's only one thing he could have done.

Only one thing that makes any sense.

He lined them up on the ground, put a ramp on either side, and turned his chair up to

full speed.

He has the science to make it happen.

I could just imagine his tires creating fire tracks.

And I'm pretty sure that's how his face got that way.

It's just the wind resistance.

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Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A disabled scientist abusing children could be wheelchair assault.”

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setup- So I don't think Stephen Hawking fucked any kids.

punchlineBecause how?

setupThere's only one thing he could have done.

setupOnly one thing that makes any sense.

setupHe lined them up on the ground, put a ramp on either side, and turned his chair up to

punchlinefull speed.

tagHe has the science to make it happen.