Set 6 · Episode 758
Nick Cano
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·7.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·7 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
I was talking to my black friend the other day on the phone,
and he was ignoring me.
He was really pissing me off, so I was like,
"You know what, man? Fuck you.
Go to hell. You know what? Go to black hell."
That got his attention.
Yeah, he turned around real quick.
Yo, black hell is crazy, bro.
Is it? You guys think hell's not segregated?
It's run by the fucking devil.
Like the most evil guy of all time.
What do you think black hell would be like?
Just more every day finding out you are the father forever?
Baby's name is Smoke Detector.
Always needs batteries, you know?
There's gay hell.
There's two levels of gay hell.
There's top end.
Bottom. Hell yeah.
Not homophobic.
I just hate people that love to gossip.
Japanese hell would just be Vietnamese heaven.
I think Mexican hell is actually froze over right now
because of all the ice.
I'm just really glad I don't have to go to Indian hell.
Can you imagine how bad that place fucking smells?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Calling hell black implies a racial insult, but reveals race-specific damnation.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI was talking to my black friend the other day on the phone,
setupand he was ignoring me.
setupHe was really pissing me off, so I was like,
setup"You know what, man? Fuck you.
punchlineGo to hell. You know what? Go to black hell."
tagThat got his attention.
tagYeah, he turned around real quick.