Randolph Davies

Golden Ticket

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Skips to 52:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

No way.

That's what I said when my masseuse told me

she farted in my mouth while I was asleep.

I've been on the road with the Counting Crows for about 35 years.

You see a lot of stuff, you get a lot of things get you down, get you tense, so I try to get

a massage from time to time.

And I went to this, I used to get a massage from this girl.

She started having too many seizures, so I had to stop using her.

But so I got a new girl, bigger girl.

Fat, you could say.

And while that would push up on top of me, I was getting a massage, getting relaxed,

fell asleep, and I wake up and she goes, "Hey, sorry about the fart."

And I said, "What?"

And at first I thought she was blaming me, like, "Sorry about that you couldn't control

your asshole."

And then I said, "My bad, it has a mind of its own."

She goes, "No, no, I'm the one that farted.

I'm the farther is what you said.

I said, I don't know why you would turn yourself in

after you robbed the bank, but.

That's not gonna help your reviews.

I'm not gonna go online and say,

Tina's super honest, I love that.

And if you fall asleep at the right moment,

she'll put a little secret in your mouth for free.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Repeated disbelief implies generic surprise, but reveals a masseuse farted into a sleeping mouth.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupNo way.

setupThat's what I said when my masseuse told me

punchlineshe farted in my mouth while I was asleep.