Set 10 · Episode 758
Vincenzo Maraschio
Bucket PullSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.92 punch density·3.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.92 punch density·3.00 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
-I got a confession to make, guys.
The first time I ever heard of LGBTQ+,
I thought it was like a fancy way of saying,
"I want everything on my burger."
Turns out it's a fancy way of saying,
"You love everything up your ass."
[Bit 2]
I'm from the East Coast, and I'm a foodie.
So the first time I heard of Grindr,
I thought it was an app for sandwiches.
Turns out it's for dicks.
Yeah.
So I came in the dude's mouth.
I was like, where's the sandwich?
When does it show up?
I'm way hungrier and a lot more yay now.
[Bit 3]
Yeah, I really didn't know that guy was gay
till about a week later.
He texted me.
He was like, do you want to go to a Dallas Cowboys football
game?
That was it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Hearing LGBTQ+ implies a burger order, but reveals a sexuality spectrum.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup-I got a confession to make, guys.
setupThe first time I ever heard of LGBTQ+,
setupI thought it was like a fancy way of saying,
punchline"I want everything on my burger."
tagTurns out it's a fancy way of saying,
tag"You love everything up your ass."