2021-03-09

Set 3 · Episode 495

Carter Phillips

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 24:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

make. I don't like airports. I'm also not fond of doctor's offices. Don't like going

to the doctor, except for therapy.

I tend to feel like therapy is usually a good thing.

If you leave therapy saying, well that sucked,

I think you should probably get another therapist,

unless you're Italian, in which case it's working.

[Bit 2]

Also not fun to the gym, obviously.

It's really more of an atmosphere thing.

Don't really like the smell of the place.

It's always musty, big, husky guys,

making you feel inadequate,

and the staff comes up and tells you

you're using the equipment wrong.

Sir, can you please stop masturbating with the wrist weights?

Just a few more reps.

[Bit 3]

I hate the whole body positivity movement.

I think it's unhealthy in the most literal form of the word.

And let's be honest, that movement isn't really for me.

It's more of a lady movement.

Big girl takes off her shirt.

It's "Yes, girl, you do it. You go, girl."

And when I do it, it's "Ew, gross."

And "What are you doing in the ladies' room?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Therapy sounding bad implies poor treatment, but reveals ethnic emotional honesty.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupmake. I don't like airports. I'm also not fond of doctor's offices. Don't like going

setupto the doctor, except for therapy.

setupI tend to feel like therapy is usually a good thing.

setupIf you leave therapy saying, well that sucked,

setupI think you should probably get another therapist,

punchlineunless you're Italian, in which case it's working.