
KILL TONY #495 - MIAMI - BENJI AFLALO
2021-03-09
Set 4 · Episode 495
Cody Sylvia
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.08 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.08 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 34:52 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So yeah, I'm a new dad, you know.
You know probably a former her future ex-husband
The thing is you know growing up with a single mom, you know, you don't really learn how to be a man
the only thing she taught me was you know, man is measured by how many trips it takes to get the groceries from the car but
You know, I got a new son. So I got on the captain of the ship. So I got to teach him and
It's hard when my wife is fucking always testing my manhood
like the other day she tried to even order for me at the restaurant.
And I was like, she's like, you know, hey, I'm gonna, let's start with the pasta fajul, maybe some breadsticks,
maybe, you know, some alfre. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm a man, woman. I order for myself.
Can I get your chicken fingers and french fries, please?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Demanding masculine independence implies adult confidence, but reveals childish food preferences.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupSo yeah, I'm a new dad, you know.
setupYou know probably a former her future ex-husband
setupThe thing is you know growing up with a single mom, you know, you don't really learn how to be a man
setupthe only thing she taught me was you know, man is measured by how many trips it takes to get the groceries from the car but
setupYou know, I got a new son. So I got on the captain of the ship. So I got to teach him and
setupIt's hard when my wife is fucking always testing my manhood
setuplike the other day she tried to even order for me at the restaurant.
setupAnd I was like, she's like, you know, hey, I'm gonna, let's start with the pasta fajul, maybe some breadsticks,
setupmaybe, you know, some alfre. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
setupI'm a man, woman. I order for myself.
punchlineCan I get your chicken fingers and french fries, please?