
KILL TONY #495 - MIAMI - BENJI AFLALO
2021-03-09
Set 11 · Episode 495
JC Craft
Bucket Pull
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density
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Skips to 1:42:48 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Hi, I'm JC.
That is spelled J-A-C-I-E. Sometimes when I meet people,
they're like, JC?
Like Jesus Christ?
It used to annoy me, but I realized
I have a lot of things in common with Jesus.
We both have blond hair and blue eyes.
My dad also ghosted me.
And I'll probably be dead by 33.
[Bit 2]
So guys, Jesus probably has more things in common with the Florida man than he does me.
Just think about it, if you replace Jesus with Florida man, it makes sense.
Florida man hangs with prostitutes.
Florida man gets stabbed in the side.
Florida man tries to give dead fish to 5,000 people.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An abbreviated name is like Jesus because both share absurdly selective traits.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupHi, I'm JC.
setupThat is spelled J-A-C-I-E. Sometimes when I meet people,
setupthey're like, JC?
setupLike Jesus Christ?
setupIt used to annoy me, but I realized
setupI have a lot of things in common with Jesus.
punchlineWe both have blond hair and blue eyes.