Jesse Jacobson

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

All right, so by round of applause,

who here likes blowjobs?

Okay, all right, all right.

Me too, me too, I like blowjobs.

Let me tell you, the first time I ever got a blowjob

was in the middle of seventh grade science class.

Yeah, it was pretty good,

but I'm not a science teacher anymore.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of pedophiles, I was raised religiously.

I'm a Jew.

Well, I'm Jewish.

You know what that means.

You, sir, you look like you have a clean cut penis.

Are you circumcised?

You look like you were cut out for it.

[Bit 3]

I was circumcised too, but I was circumcised four times.

Yeah, yeah, 'cause my doctor was terrible at his job.

I don't hate him, but at least he got to keep the tips.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A childhood sex story implies being a student, but reveals being a teacher.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAll right, so by round of applause,

setupwho here likes blowjobs?

setupMe too, me too, I like blowjobs.

setupLet me tell you, the first time I ever got a blowjob

setupwas in the middle of seventh grade science class.

setupYeah, it was pretty good,

punchlinebut I'm not a science teacher anymore.