Sturm Worm

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.13 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.06 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- I'm 35 years into this pathetic life

and my claim to fame is being on a

Kill Tony quarantine episode.

Afterwards, I was like,

it's a rad fuck to dumb shit,

I'm about to be famous.

Then when the Cheesecake Factory

started calling the police to come back to work wasn't happening. I called out my

parents, I told them they were both in line with the same reaction. What do you

mean you quit? I mean I quit working at the cheesecake factory. My full-time job

now is waiting for the economy store to open back up and make sure I'm there

every single night till I cross past Tony Hinchcliffe. I hit him off my mix

team. My mom was all confused. Who's this Tony Hinchcliffe guy? And my pops was

like, oh you're just wasting your life away. That was back in early June and then

the commie store opened back up on July 1st. It only took a few days. I rolled up

on July 4th and there he was just chilling on the patio. I approached him

all excited, mixtape in hand like yo Tony was good dog. It's me,

Sternworm he looked up and his eyes said it all who the fuck is sternworm

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Quitting work for fame implies rising status, but reveals no one recognizes the fan.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I'm 35 years into this pathetic life

setupand my claim to fame is being on a

setupKill Tony quarantine episode.

setupAfterwards, I was like,

setupit's a rad fuck to dumb shit,

setupI'm about to be famous.

setupThen when the Cheesecake Factory

setupstarted calling the police to come back to work wasn't happening. I called out my

setupparents, I told them they were both in line with the same reaction. What do you

setupmean you quit? I mean I quit working at the cheesecake factory. My full-time job

setupnow is waiting for the economy store to open back up and make sure I'm there

setupevery single night till I cross past Tony Hinchcliffe. I hit him off my mix

setupteam. My mom was all confused. Who's this Tony Hinchcliffe guy? And my pops was

setuplike, oh you're just wasting your life away. That was back in early June and then

setupthe commie store opened back up on July 1st. It only took a few days. I rolled up

setupon July 4th and there he was just chilling on the patio. I approached him

setupall excited, mixtape in hand like yo Tony was good dog. It's me,

punchlineSternworm he looked up and his eyes said it all who the fuck is sternworm