Derek C

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

So the synthetic urine industry is a weird industry, right?

I had a guy, he handed me this box today, he was like, "Hey bro, this is for you."

And I was like, "What the fuck is this?"

And he told me, "That's fake pee, so you can do drugs, bro."

I was like, "Thanks."

[Bit 2]

I feel like everybody that listened to Marilyn Manson

in the late 90s is on meth now.

Yeah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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“Synthetic urine could be a practical gift for a drug user.”

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reframe

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setupSo the synthetic urine industry is a weird industry, right?

setupI had a guy, he handed me this box today, he was like, "Hey bro, this is for you."

setupAnd I was like, "What the fuck is this?"

punchlineAnd he told me, "That's fake pee, so you can do drugs, bro."

tagI was like, "Thanks."