Patrick Christopher

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:27:12 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I've been married for 12 years.

So I'm ready to start dating again.

I wanna know what love is, you know?

[Bit 2]

No, my wife's my best friend.

There's nothing sad about that.

But she makes jokes too.

She has jokes of her own too.

Anytime she's feeling her age, feeling old,

she's like, oh, just trade me in already.

Just trade me in for a newer model, like she's a car, right?

And I love my wife.

I would never trade her in.

I do want to get a rental though.

Something fun, something new to me, maybe something yellow.

A lot of people don't get that joke, man.

I had one lady yell out, "What about a blue one?"

He was like, "How do you know I like choking bitches?"

Fuck yes!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being married 12 years implies stability, but reveals readiness to date again.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I've been married for 12 years.

punchlineSo I'm ready to start dating again.

tagI wanna know what love is, you know?