Set 10 · Episode 730
Derek Spadey
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.60 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I recently dated a girl with an ego so big
that she would yell out her own name in bed.
It used to mess with me
'cause it wasn't a very feminine name.
Like who names their daughter rape?
[Bit 2]
All right, when I was six years old,
I told my parents I figured out that I was adopted.
My mom was like, "Who told you?"
I was like, "Who told me?"
My sister's Asian.
What am I, one of the slow kids?
Even at age six, you know two whites don't make a wong.
[Bit 3]
And then after the divorce, they just, like,
gave up on parenting.
Like, I don't know how to do anything right.
I kill so many houseplants.
I call my home plant parenthood.
If it hasn't been three months and I don't like the name,
I'm yanking it out of that pot.
[Bit 4]
Speaking of which, my girlfriend thinks
I don't want plants because she caught me throwing seeds away
in the shower one time.
This isn't true.
I love plants.
I want plants very much and I would love my plants,
no matter what.
Even if they turn out to be transplants.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Rape" can mean a person's name or sexual assault.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setup- I recently dated a girl with an ego so big
setupthat she would yell out her own name in bed.
setupIt used to mess with me
setup'cause it wasn't a very feminine name.
punchlineLike who names their daughter rape?