
KILL TONY #492 - DUSTIN YBARRA (PHOENIX)
2021-02-16
Set 5 · Episode 492
Emilio Figaroa
Bucket PullLatino
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.14 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.14 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Hey, guys, first off, I'm not Hawaiian.
I'm just a fat Mexican.
[Bit 2]
I was recently told I look like
the Mexican Benjamin Franklin.
Franklin. So I guess that means I belong on the hundred peso bill. Yeah I didn't
discover electricity but I discovered elote.
[Bit 3]
Mexicans drink their Coca-Cola warm
because they're afraid of ice.
[Bit 4]
Hey, you guys know who always gets laid on the first date?
Necrophiliacs.
But they don't need game or finesse,
they don't need a wine and dine,
but they do need a shovel.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A large Mexican man could be mistaken for Hawaiian.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupHey, guys, first off, I'm not Hawaiian.
punchlineI'm just a fat Mexican.